35 Funny New Year Greetings To Send and Be Remarkable

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(Last Updated On: September 1, 2020)

A very good way to come closer to anyone by sending gifts wishes on the eve of any occasion such as the New Year. Funny New Year greetings are memorable to all.

When you send Funny New Year Greetings to a person in your heart, or family or to friends colleagues, and neighbors, it’s remarkable.

Funny New Year greetings

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Happy New Year 2020″ – Steve Martin

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Happy New Year 2020″ – Mark Twain

“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Happy New Year 2020” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

In the New Year, let’s run around together. Literally. We need to lose weight.

In 20.., I’ll be your biggest fan. I just hope I don’t blow it! Happy New Year!

Cheers to a new year! Time to get our butts in gear.

This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!

It’s 20.. already? I need a few more weeks.

Well, it’s a new year. Back to the drawing board. Happy New Year with love, kisses & laughter!

20.. is toast, and 20.. is the best thing since sliced bread.

You have this year in the palm of your hand. Don’t squeeze the life out of it.

Cheers to the New Year, but booze to forget the old one.

In the New Year, may we win the lottery? Just the thought makes my eyes watery!

May this New Year gives you an extra dosage of adrenaline so that you can carry out all the hardcore activities on your GF. Happy New Year mate!

They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!

I am sending you a big sorry, not for the mistakes that I have done, but for the trouble that I will cause you in the upcoming year. Kidding! Happy New year bud!

Funny New Year greetings

Hey mate. Happy New Year. How about you coming home and bringing lots of pizzas, wine and other stuff instead of happiness, joy and blah blah? Happy New Year again!!

There is absolutely no joy in quitting, and I am thrilled to say that my old dirty habits will continue to exist, especially when you will be around me! But Happy New Year buddy!

Instead of saying, “Happy New Year,” couldn’t we just break it into months? You know, like, “Happy February!” I function better with smaller tasks.

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If we’re friends on Facebook, does that mean I can kiss you at midnight?

May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

Let bygones be bygones, and let this new year illuminate our relations with a brighter future. Hoping that we set aside our egos and get along well!!

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Happy New Year 2020” – Mark Twain

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Happy New Year 2020” – Ron White

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Happy New Year 2020” – Douglas Adams

Funny New Year greetings

“I’m the literary equivalent of a big mac and fries. Happy New Year 2020” – Stephen King

“I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them. Happy New Year 2020” – George W. Bush

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. Happy New Year 2020” George W. Bush

May this New Year, you spend all the money, gifts, and food on me. You are free to not spend time with me by the way! Jokes apart! Happy New Year everyone!!

“Too much agreement kills a chat. Happy New Year 2020” – Eldridge Cleaver

Let this New Year brings a spirit in us to fight as if there is no tomorrow. Let our arguments deafen the neighbors. God helps our friendship. But Happy New year guys!!

Let our friendship knows no boundary of love, respect, and admiration for each other. But when it comes to money, I am not going to be too extravagant for you from now on. Happy New Year!!

“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know. Happy New Year 2020” – W. H. Auden

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Happy New Year 2020” – Isaac Asimov

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