30 Funny New Year Wishes to Entertain the Dear One

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(Last Updated On: September 1, 2020)

Happy new year wishes and messages are one of the best ways to send with the gift to the near and dear ones. Funny new year wishes are always entertaining.

When the new year comes, people wishe to get gift and messages from you. It is the best time to send Funny New Year wishes to alive in their hearts.

Funny new year wishes

Let us promise this new year to tear up our clothes very often, to make out like rabbits, and to moan as if there is no tomorrow. Happy New Year lovely!!

I congratulate you on achieving your previous year’s goals of putting on more weight, acquiring more laziness, and becoming a couch potato! Now be more active this year! Happy New Year buddy!!

Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.

I understand that you like challenges. So let the hardships in the upcoming new year make you even more strong. Happy hardships throughout the upcoming year 2020.

There is no dearth of needy people in the world who would be benefited from your money. One of them is the sender of this message. I hope you get what I am trying to convey. Happy New Year buddy!!

Can your current guy match up with the charm, charisma, speed, and stamina like me? If he can’t, come along with him. I will give him a live demonstration. Haha. Happy New Year!!

May this new year encourage you to learn some new skills, like cooking, washing, gardening, and plumbing, skills for which your wife takes care of all the time. Jokes apart! Happy New year my love!!

I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

Funny new year wishes

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

May you achieve lots of money this upcoming year, so that you could buy me some nice clothes and watches. Happy New Year best friend!

May you achieve the heights of fame and fortune. But no! You being dumb, would require you at least 2 years from now to do that. Kidding! Anyways keep doing the hard work! Happy New Year buddy!

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average…which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

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I have been getting a strong itching on my palm for many days. I now understand that I need your cute little face to quench the thirst of my palm for your previous years. Simply kidding bro!! You are my everything! Happy New Year 2021

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

It’s a new year, but with the same old problems. Oh, well, at least we’re alive. For now.

In 20.., if you see light at the end of the tunnel, be sure it’s not a train headed straight for you.

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365 new trips around the sun, 365 new opportunities, and …. 365 new disappointments. Happy New Year full of joy and laughter!

May the New Year be like a fireworks factory: full of potential if you don’t play with fire.

Welcome, New Year! Just be sure you wipe your feet at the door and don’t walk all over me as last year did.

You goddamn know that how much you enjoy poking my head with unnecessary questions at times. But I make up with that by making you totally silent at night time. Happy New Year’s love!!

There is not a day in my life that I don’t regret having an argument last time with you. I wish, instead of having that argument, I should have given you a serious whack on your back. Kidding! Happy New Year buddy!!

There is a reason that you are my best friend. You are smart, intelligent, funny and handsome, just like me. But you still have a long way to go to reach my level. Keep going, mate!!

Time and again, I have heard that the best way to get over a man, is to get under another one! I hope you are also having the time of your life. Happy New Year!!

Hoping this New Year dilutes the ego (of your’s only) and soars our relationship to a whole new level. Let love be predominant. Happy New Year handsome!

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Happy New Year 2020” – Elbert Hubbard

I hope this New Year urges you to start working on the resolutions that you made two years ago! I expect the resolutions of this New Year to be completed within a decade. Kidding! Happy New Year to you!!

I hope you prove your love to me this year by buy buying a diamond necklace instead of saying it verbally. Let this New Year make you borrow money (if you have to) so that I could be the beneficiary of it. Happy New Year’s husband!!

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